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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Oh My God, That Jack The Giant Slayer Trailer Is Killing My Soul

 
 
 
Why in the hell are these goddamn movie makers taking these beloved fairy tales and twisting them into movie plots that attack the very soul of the original story. My god, is this some fucked-up crap!
 
Red Riding Hood! That piece of crap was the perfect example of killing the soul of Little Red Riding Hood. What in the hell was that shit? If you've seen that horrible mess... and you liked it, then shame on you!
 
Bugs Bunny's parody of Little Red Riding Hood was more frightening and entertaining that any part of Red Riding Hood!
 
Jack the Giant Slayer is an abomination! I give much respect for the work... for giving actors and the crew a lot of work. Great! But to bastardize Jack and the Beanstalk is just goddamn wrong! There is only ONE giant! There is only One Giant in Jack in the Beanstalk.
 
This is not Jack. And it should not be named Jack anything!
 
Stop this madness, please!
 
My soul hurts!
 
RLJ

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